Ode to a Dumbwaitress

Up and down, up and down

you think that she would lose a pound
Down and up, down and up,
bringing breakfast, bringing sup
Thirteen stairs from top to bottom
She must climb them
cause she's got 'em
Newspapers, beer bottles
stack 'em high
'till the recycling truck draws nigh
Take the dog to pee and poop
Hula dance and loop-de-loop
Up and down the shaft she goes
stands on her head and wiggles her toes
~e.bouman 

gee, I wish I had one!